C. Reeve - Ralphing up a list

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This list was submitted by USER03662 on Sunday, January 6th, 2002 at 2:36 PM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
9John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
8Tom LaughlinDecember 12th, 201382
7Bob Hayes September 18th, 200259
6Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
5Billy Wilder March 27th, 200295
4Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
3Ralph EdwardsNovember 16th, 200592
2Ralph HoukJuly 21st, 201090
1Ralph KinerFebruary 6th, 201491
21 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003