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This list was submitted by Matilda on Tuesday, December 19th, 2023 at 5:13 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Mitch McConnellAlive?
9Pending Fame Committee Review 
8Rudy GiulianiAlive?
7Jimmy CarterAlive99
6Dick Van DykeAlive98
5Ozzy OsbourneAlive75
4Shannen DohertyAlive?
3Celine DionAlive56
2Pending Fame Committee Review 
1Robert WagnerAlive94
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Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014