This list was submitted by Wallbanger on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 8:43 AM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
9 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 93 |
8 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
7 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 97 |
6 | Bob Newhart | Alive | 94 |
5 | Gene Hackman | Alive | 94 |
4 | Gene Shalit | Alive | 98 |
3 | Marla Gibbs | Alive | ? |
2 | William Shatner | Alive | 93 |
1 | Willie Nelson | Alive | ? |
18 points | 2 hits |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000