The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
|1.||The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||1|
|2.||The April '00 Lee Jr.||23|
|3.||The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||47|
|4.||The September '99 Lee Jr.||6|
|5.||The June '99 Lee Jr.||7|
|6.||The March '99 Lee Jr.||2|
|7.||The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||15|
|8.||The October '98 Lee Jr.||7|
|9.||The September '98 Lee Jr.||2|
|10.||The August '98 Lee Jr.||1|
|11.||The May '98 Lee Jr.||2|
|12.||The 1998 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool||4|
He was the official Santa Claus to six U.S. Presidents, with 38 Santa outfits, and a year-round Yuletide display, and yet, no one ever questioned his sanity. Then, the very day after he ho-ho-hoed his last ...
(d) July 1st, 1998