This list was submitted by mirandate on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 8:23 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 83 |
9 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
8 | Jimmy Carter | Alive | 99 |
7 | Beverly Cleary | March 25th, 2021 | 104 |
6 | Alex Trebek | November 8th, 2020 | 80 |
5 | Woody Allen | Alive | 88 |
4 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
3 | Jack Nicholson | Alive | 87 |
2 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 79 |
1 | Ralph Nader | Alive | ? |
10 points | 2 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014