This list was submitted by oregontrail on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 11:35 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Roberta McCain | October 12th, 2020 | 108 |
9 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
8 | John McCain | August 25th, 2018 | 81 |
7 | Hugh Downs | July 1st, 2020 | 99 |
6 | Barbara Bush | April 17th, 2018 | 92 |
5 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
4 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
3 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
2 | Mikhail Gorbachev | August 30th, 2022 | 91 |
1 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
19 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003