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This list was submitted by Killer Swedes on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 4:09 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasAlive102
9Olivia de HavillandAlive102
8Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7Stan LeeNovember 12th, 201895
6Vera LynnAlive101
5David Rockefeller March 20th, 2017101
4Jake LaMotta September 19th, 201796
3Pierre CardinAlive?
2George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
1Queen Elizabeth IIAlive92
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002