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This list was submitted by Death Troll on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 3:57 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Pope Benedict XVIAlive91
9George H.W. BushAlive94
8Kirk DouglasAlive101
7Penny MarshallAlive74
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Olivia de HavillandAlive102
4Glen Campbell August 8th, 201781
3Imelda MarcosAlive?
2Linda RonstadtAlive72
1Stan LeeAlive95
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000