This list was submitted by northern reaper on Sunday, December 28th, 2014 at 4:40 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
9 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
8 | Raul Castro | Alive | 92 |
7 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
6 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
5 | Stephen Hawking | March 13th, 2018 | 76 |
4 | Keith Richards | Alive | 80 |
3 | Ginger Baker | October 6th, 2019 | 80 |
2 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
1 | Hugh Hefner | September 27th, 2017 | 91 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999