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This list was submitted by The Evil Optimist on Sunday, December 8th, 2013 at 1:46 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dick CheneyAlive83
9Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
8Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
7Tim McCarverAlive82
6Ringo StarrAlive83
5B. B. King May 14th, 201589
4Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
3Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
2Bashar al-AssadAlive58
1Tommy LasordaJanuary 7th, 202193
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998