This list was submitted by The Evil Optimist on Sunday, December 8th, 2013 at 1:46 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 83 |
9 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
8 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
7 | Tim McCarver | Alive | 82 |
6 | Ringo Starr | Alive | 83 |
5 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
4 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
3 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
2 | Bashar al-Assad | Alive | 58 |
1 | Tommy Lasorda | January 7th, 2021 | 93 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998