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This list was submitted by Crystal Balls on Sunday, September 30th, 2012 at 11:57 AM PDT for The Georges Dumézil Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
7Kirk DouglasAlive101
6 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
5Efrem ZimbalistMay 2nd, 201495
4George McGovern October 21st, 201290
3Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
2Lee MacPhail November 8th, 201295
1Mackenzie PhillipsAlive58
6 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002