This list was submitted by Bird on Monday, April 30th, 2012 at 2:40 PM PDT for The May 2012 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Abdelbaset Al Megrahi||May 20th, 2012||60|
|9||Robin Gibb||May 20th, 2012||62|
|8||Hugo Chavez||March 5th, 2013||58|
|7||Nelson Mandela||December 5th, 2013||95|
|6||George McGovern||October 21st, 2012||90|
|5||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|4||Efrem Zimbalist||May 2nd, 2014||95|
|3||Yitzhak Shamir||June 30th, 2012||96|
|2||Frank Cady||June 10th, 2012||96|
|30 points||5 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003