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This list was submitted by Bird on Monday, April 30th, 2012 at 2:40 PM PDT for The May 2012 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
9Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
8Hugo ChavezMarch 5th, 201358
7Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
6George McGovern October 21st, 201290
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Efrem ZimbalistMay 2nd, 201495
3Yitzhak Shamir June 30th, 201296
2Frank Cady June 10th, 201296
1Jiang ZeminAlive92
30 points 5 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003