This list was submitted by sureiscoldinhere on Tuesday, December 20th, 2011 at 8:46 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Team OKC Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Steven Adler | Alive | 61 |
| 9 | Keith Richards | Alive | 82 |
| 8 | Boy George | Alive | 65 |
| 7 | Fred Phelps | March 19th, 2014 | 84 |
| 6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 5 | Yitzhak Shamir | June 30th, 2012 | 96 |
| 4 | Al Molinaro | October 29th, 2015 | 96 |
| 3 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 2 | Helmut Schmidt | November 10th, 2015 | 96 |
| 1 | Ravi Shankar | December 11th, 2012 | 92 |
| 6 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998