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This list was submitted by DiamondToothGertie on Thursday, December 15th, 2011 at 12:46 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Tony Martin July 30th, 201298
7Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
6Kirk DouglasAlive101
5Rise StevensMarch 20th, 201399
4Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
3Gore Vidal July 31st, 201286
2Little RichardAlive85
1Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
12 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999