This list was submitted by DiamondToothGertie on Thursday, December 15th, 2011 at 12:46 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|9||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|8||Tony Martin||July 30th, 2012||98|
|7||Run Run Shaw||January 6th, 2014||106|
|5||Rise Stevens||March 20th, 2013||99|
|4||Christopher Hitchens||December 15th, 2011||62|
|3||Gore Vidal||July 31st, 2012||86|
|1||Joe Paterno||January 22nd, 2012||85|
|12 points||3 hits|
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999