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This list was submitted by Lizzy on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 10:55 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasAlive102
9Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
8Bernie MadoffAlive80
7Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
6Mills LaneAlive?
5Seve Ballesteros May 7th, 201154
4Andrew Lloyd WebberAlive70
3Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
2Wilford BrimleyAlive84
1Helmut KohlJune 16th, 201787
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Batman, schmatman. Every idiot on the planet wants to talk about some rich fruitcake in tights who spends all his time dressing up and running around with a little boy. Hello? This is the same guy who gave us Courageous Cat and Cool McCool. Now there's some goddamned heroes.

(d) November 3rd, 1998