Where's My Chicken Dinner? — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by zombie lover on Thursday, December 30th, 2010 at 6:50 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
9	Jerry Lewis	August 20th, 2017	91
8	Nancy Reagan	March 6th, 2016	94
7	Fidel Castro	November 25th, 2016	90
6	Jack Klugman	December 24th, 2012	90
5	Peter Falk	June 23rd, 2011	83
4	Abe Vigoda	January 26th, 2016	94
3	Ringo Starr	Alive	83
2	Keith Richards	Alive	80
1	Paul McCartney	Alive	81
5 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002