Will There Really Be a Mourning?

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Herbert Lom	September 27th, 2012	95
9	Zsa Zsa Gabor	December 18th, 2016	99
8	Dolores Hope	September 19th, 2011	102
7	I.M. Pei	May 16th, 2019	102
6	Rise Stevens	March 20th, 2013	99
5	Run Run Shaw	January 6th, 2014	106
4	Anne Francis	January 2nd, 2011	80
3	Ferlin Husky	March 17th, 2011	85
2	Billy Graham	February 21st, 2018	99
1	Fats Domino	October 24th, 2017	89
4 points		1 hit

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999