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This list was submitted by bagum on Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 at 11:03 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
9Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
8Gore VidalJuly 31st, 201286
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Van CliburnFebruary 27th, 201378
5Wilford BrimleyAlive83
4Hugh DownsAlive97
3Vic DamoneFebruary 11th, 201889
2Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
1Bess MyersonDecember 14th, 201490
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998