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This list was submitted by McMurdoMan on Monday, December 31st, 2007 at 3:30 PM PST for The 2008 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10King SihanoukOctober 14th, 201289
9Claude Levi-StraussNovember 1st, 2009100
8Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
7John WoodenJune 4th, 201099
6Jack LaLanneJanuary 23rd, 201196
5Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
4Sherwood SchwartzJuly 12th, 201194
3Studs Terkel October 31st, 200896
2Javier de CuellarAlive?
1Sargent ShriverJanuary 18th, 201195
3 points 1 hit 


Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014