This list was submitted by Grim Rapper on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 9:59 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|9||Johnny Oates||December 24th, 2004||58|
|8||Stephen Hawking||March 13th, 2018||76|
|7||Maurice Papon||February 17th, 2007||96|
|6||Eli Wallach||June 24th, 2014||98|
|5||Carlo Ponti||January 9th, 2007||94|
|4||Ronald Reagan||June 5th, 2004||93|
|3||Pope John Paul II||April 2nd, 2005||84|
|2||Max Schmeling||February 2nd, 2005||99|
|1||King Fahd||July 31st, 2005||84|
|13 points||2 hits|
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998