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This list was submitted by Grim Rapper on Wednesday, December 31st, 2003 at 9:59 AM PST for The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronnie HawkinsAlive?
9Johnny Oates December 24th, 200458
8Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
7Maurice PaponFebruary 17th, 200796
6Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
5Carlo PontiJanuary 9th, 200794
4Ronald Reagan June 5th, 200493
3Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
2Max SchmelingFebruary 2nd, 200599
1King FahdJuly 31st, 200584
13 points 2 hits 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998