She was honored TWICE in one month for a long and outstanding career. Haven't these people ever heard of The Woody Herman Phenomenon? They might as well have pushed her off a cliff.
Flopping around on her four-poster bed like a trout in a rowboat, she finally kicked the proverbial bucket, going tits-up with all the panache and sophistication of a can of yams.
(d) September 3rd, 2001