When we said we needed you, you said you would always stay. It wasn't us who changed, but you, and now you've gone away. Bitch.
This 101-year-old Scottish writer was a source of considerable controversy during her lifetime. No, not because of the sexual themes she explored in the '30s, or her vocal campaigning for abortion rights, but how many Scottish chicks do you know named Naomi?
(d) January 11th, 1999