The colossal cosmic clock clangs out closing time for Cliffy. This clandestine, client-collecting clown has climbed into the clay and clover club. Clearly, we have closure.

Name
Clark Clifford
Birthday
December 25, 1906
Age
91
Died on
Saturday, October 10th, 1998
Famous
Confirmed
Saturday, October 10th, 1998
Clark Clifford
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Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005