Phil Rizzuto has been played on 127 lists, including 3 lists in The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Christopher Reeve's Stifle Yourself | USER02650 | 2 | 7 |
| 2. | Dryad 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | Will Chill 2 | equestzim7 | 0 | 0 |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005