Ernie Harwell has been played on 491 lists, including 139 lists in The February 2010 Lee Jr..

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1.NVN: I know a dead parrot when I see oneNo Viagra Needed630
2.EMFC Splattering the Gray Matter Like JFKEMFCoffin534
3.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Carpetbagging Anyone?FTG534
4.Sneezing & CoffinPokey22533
5.Zelda Wuz a Zenzational ZelectionGhost of Stiffs Past533
6.Cemetery Girls Jr #3Cemetery Girls532
7.Justin Hale 09USER01531532
8.NVN: STILL dont like the new select o maticNo Viagra Needed532
9.Justin Hale 02USER01531530
10.Plowing The Deephop1962530
11.Cartman- Geaux SaintsCARTMAN529
12.Death Becomes HerSusie Sicko527
13.Loving Life and Ending ItEdRulz527
14.The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressED434
15.ChaCha Leibowitz Fooled Many, I FearGhost of Stiffs Past432
16.Justin Hale 03USER01531431
17.Justin Hale 13USER01531431
18.Justin Hale 15USER01531431
19.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Jubilee TrailFTG430
20.Justin Hale 01USER01531430
21.Mcswindlers Listhop1962430
22.Death Soup: Easy DecomposerMJ and Friends429
23.Doc & DJ--Defense! (clap, clap) Defense! (clap, clap) Defense! (clap, clap) Defense! (clap, clap) Defense! (clap, clap) Defense! (clap, clap) Defense!Doc & DJ429
24.Feasting Maggots 2Feasting Maggots429
25.I Don't Know The Way You Came AliveDePressED429
26.pop quiz 2010me first429
27.Pop Quiz Hot Shot...YOU'RE DEAD!Pokey22429
28.Death WishSusie Sicko428
29.Feasting Maggots 1Feasting Maggots428
30.Justin Hale 04USER01531428
31.Justin Hale 10USER01531428
32.Little Drivin' On A Saturday NightDePressED427
33.DamnjanjukGhost of Stiffs Past426
34.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Robot PilotFTG426
35.Yearnin' for Ferlin and MerlinGhost of Stiffs Past426
36.DePressED10DePressED425
37.No Mo' MoGhost of Stiffs Past425
38.Bye Bye...Die Soon!Dead Fred423
39.DEADHEADS (1)02495423
40.DePressED07DePressED423
41.DePressED04DePressED422
42.No Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed422
43.Got To Move To The Trick Of The BeatDePressED421
44.Mike BryantMr Sen421
45.Daisy A Day DearDePressED419
46.Doc & DJ--Numbers GameDoc & DJ418
47.JT: The Top TenTripper418
48.Sorry, Miss, I Was Giving Myself an Oil JobUSER00750417
49.And Then There Were NoneDePressED327
50.Justin Hale 05USER01531327
51.Justin Hale 06USER01531327
52.Justin Hale 07USER01531327
53.Justin Hale 08USER01531327
54.Justin Hale 12USER01531327
55.Justin Hale 14USER01531327
56.We regret to inform you, you have six months to dieSarkon327
57.EMFC A Hearse is a Hearse, of Curse of CurseEMFCoffin326
58.Let's Go See Steve and Eydie in Atlantic CydieGhost of Stiffs Past326
59.Cemetery Girls Jr #2Cemetery Girls325
60.Doc & DJ--Thats It. That's the List.Doc & DJ325
61.I'm Dead, DahhlingGhost of Stiffs Past325
62.If Your Dead and You Know It, Clap Your HandsEdRulz325
63.Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressED325
64.News Is Blue, The News Is BlueDePressED325
65.Son of Curtain CALLEDFinal Curtain325
66.DePressED05DePressED324
67.EMFC You Sure Do Look Dead, Mrs. CleaverEMFCoffin324
68.Ethnic Cleansinghop1962324
69.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Montana BelleFTG324
70.Justin Hale 11USER01531324
71.Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressED324
72.Death Soup: More RandomnessMJ and Friends323
73.Doc & DJ--Johnny Discovered Etta, You KnowDoc & DJ323
74.Feasting Maggots 3Feasting Maggots323
75.It Looks Like SnowGhost of Stiffs Past323
76.Stiffs Knows Men's HoopsGhost of Stiffs Past323
77.DePressED12DePressED322
78.Doc & DJ--John O'Conner Memorial ListDoc & DJ322
79.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: A Boy Called Nuthin'FTG322
80.Live Free or Otherwise, PleaseEdRulz322
81.NVN: Nudge Nudge Wink WinkNo Viagra Needed322
82.Shazam IKudsKroakers322
83.They'll Be Loooong Gone!!USER05956322
84.AT LAST...My Death Has Come AlongPokey22321
85.Cremate Me BeaverUSER05956321
86.DePressED01DePressED321
87.DePressED08DePressED321
88.Doc & DJ--Running Out of Time So We're Just Throwing Lists TogetherDoc & DJ321
89.It's Good to Have the KingGhost of Stiffs Past321
90.Jenny Was SweetDePressED321
91.JT: Hope Springs EternalTripper321
92.NVN: Gadzooks Preston and Steve rockNo Viagra Needed321
93.NVN: Hoppers big publicity stuntNo Viagra Needed321
94.RD02: Just one this timeRD02321
95.There Is No LeadDePressED321
96.Toss One Into the HopperGhost of Stiffs Past321
97.Venus LovemotionDePressED321
98.DePressED03DePressED320
99.Doc & DJ--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.Doc & DJ320
100.EMFC Toe Tag...You're ItEMFCoffin320
101.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Break in the CircleFTG320
102.Kellster Called Me a MoronUSER00750320
103.Sentimental JourneyUSER05956320
104.DePressED02DePressED319
105.DePressED11DePressED319
106.Death WatchSusie Sicko318
107.Ward, My Beaver ItchesUSER00750318
108.DePressED06DePressED316
109.Fill up the URNS!Dead Fred316
110.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Laughing AnneFTG314
111.DePressED09DePressED312
112.Formida's ListFormida42311
113.killingsmybusinesskillingsmybusiness311
114.Curtain CALLEDFinal Curtain219
115.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The West Goes GhostFTG219
116.Doc & DJ--Loving the New SiteDoc & DJ218
117.The Amazing Dead Pool ListGhost of Stiffs Past218
118.Death Soup: Well, Since He's Famous...MJ and Friends217
119.Doc & DJ--Lost Better Fucking DeliverDoc & DJ217
120.Slim Whitman's CrotchUSER02535217
121.A Preacher, A Teacher, and A Creature!Frankie Pentangeli216
122.Dexter is in your closetDeadManWalking216
123.Doc & DJ--How Did We Miss the Mary Worth Reference?Doc & DJ216
124.Doc & DJ--Mints, Grade, Soprano, Senator, Hockey, Achievement...Doc & DJ216
125.Try Try AgainFrankJac216
126.McMurdo9McMurdoMan215
127.From Husky to Skin and BonesUSER00750213
128.Tomtsled/Po-town Street People Are Extra Special CrazyTomtsled213
129.Vadnelly VoodoosVadnelly Voodoos213
130.LISTE JR DE FRANK 0210Meo212
131.They look dead!Dead Fred212
132.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Liz Biz and GrizFTG211
133.A Grateful Deadhead JrJudysomething26
134.BULLDAWGS FOREVERThe rebel.26
135.Curtain CALLED 2Final Curtain110
136.Going, Going, Gone!USER00750110
137.JT: DOATripper110
138.Roger Gowiththrottleup 2Roger Gowiththrottleup110
139.Soon B. Gonn 6Edhead2217
 

 

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