Dick Van Dyke has been played on 1777 lists, including 5 lists in The Bob Gassoff Three Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Old as Dirt and One Cuckoo | codergrrl | 1 | 8 |
| 2. | Angel Eyes | DiamondToothGertie | 1 | 1 |
| 3. | Backstage Passed | Kitty Riblets | 1 | 1 |
| 4. | Crypt Keeper | jade | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | First time player, long time stalker | falvar | 0 | 0 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002