Dick Van Dyke has been played on 530 lists, including 4 lists in The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.Now I am serious. Just Die! Now! Right Now!Big Guy212
2.DJ Badger - THIS ONE'S FOR YOU MOM!DJ Badger15
3.Still Geezing JMSSwine00
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Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003