Bashar al-Assad has been played on 120 lists, including 12 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Jimmy Darmody died because he f'ed his momRD02431
2.Putting the Fun in FuneralHe's Dead Jim218
4.!!1 John Holmes talked softly and carried a big stickplanetearth66213
5.Feral Fodder #2BMT330212
6.Just Kickin' It!JLM211wx (Just Kickin It!15
8.Northern.. This one was free..northern reaper13
9.Toxic AvengerGaelFC13
10.Bo's Dead Son o' Bitch Listbodukes00
11.Dictators R UsRJD00
12.Feral Fodder #3BMT33000


Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003