|1.||Jimmy Darmody died because he f'ed his mom||RD02||4||31|
|2.||Putting the Fun in Funeral||He's Dead Jim||2||18|
|4.||!!1 John Holmes talked softly and carried a big stick||planetearth66||2||13|
|5.||Feral Fodder #2||BMT330||2||12|
|6.||Just Kickin' It!||JLM211wx (Just Kickin It!||1||5|
|8.||Northern.. This one was free..||northern reaper||1||3|
|10.||Bo's Dead Son o' Bitch List||bodukes||0||0|
|11.||Dictators R Us||RJD||0||0|
|12.||Feral Fodder #3||BMT330||0||0|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003