Annette Funicello has been played on 1645 lists, including 28 lists in The September '99 Lee Jr..
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| 1. | Hillary's Wonderful Calves | USER02635 | 3 | 11 |
| 2. | JONATHAN 1 | Jon00060 | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | JONATHAN 4 | USER00965 | 2 | 17 |
| 4. | JONATHAN 2 | USER00965 | 2 | 15 |
| 5. | JONATHAN 3 | USER00965 | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | JONATHAN 5 | USER00965 | 2 | 15 |
| 7. | How Ya Doin' Eisenhower? | USER02734 | 2 | 8 |
| 8. | Of Corpse!! | USER00729 | 1 | 8 |
| 9. | Coni-Killers | USER03369 | 1 | 3 |
| 10. | Gruesome Gravesite | USER00736 | 1 | 3 |
| 11. | Vermont Deadheads | USER03367 | 1 | 2 |
| 12. | Tsuga's Leftovers | USER00965 | 1 | 1 |
| 13. | Anne w/a Plan 1 | USER00715 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Anne w/a Plan 2 | USER00715 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Anne w/a Plan 3 | USER00715 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | DeathDyke | USER00721 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Dr. Paul Shipherd 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Grim Rapper 1 | Grim Rapper | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Hemjace | USER00761 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | MacAbre 3 | Paladin | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | newyawker | USER00686 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Otis, You Want A Treat? | USER02734 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Sean12 2 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | Stink-Poo-Bee | USER02734 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | Thanks, C4C | USER02734 | 0 | 0 |
| 26. | Thanks, Chalk O. | USER02734 | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | The Four Dead Marx Brothers 3 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | The Stuchbags | USER03366 | 0 | 0 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002