Here are the standings for The Flora Steele Three Bagger, which runs from April 1st, 2018 until enough celebrities croak. The participants in this game created 7 lists featuring 38 potential stiffs, eight of whom took the long dirt nap during this game.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.27 Club: 4 Years Older and 40 Dollars Poorer1000_Ways521
2.Martha PearlDiane420
3.Aaaaalbrechtfurbin8r26
4.27 Club: ...But There's Some People That Need Inclusion1000_Ways00
5.27 Club: I Never Thought I'd Do These Lists Again...1000_Ways00
6.andys listandrewjoe#31700
7.Fingers crossedelevatordj00
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998