Here are the standings for The May 2014 Lee Jr., which ran from May 1st, 2014 to October 31st, 2014. The participants in this game created 67 lists featuring 187 potential stiffs, twelve of whom took the long dirt nap during this game.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | JON1 | Jon00060 | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | There's More Than One Death For Everything | GregDean | 3 | 15 |
| 3. | The Mugabe-Mubarak-Mahna-Mahna-Song | GregDean | 3 | 14 |
| 4. | Death March 2 | 1BCeltics | 3 | 10 |
| 5. | deathbitch rides again | PIANOGIRL | 3 | 8 |
| 6. | I Can't Think Of A Name For This List | FrankJac | 2 | 16 |
| 7. | CHAD - 3 | CHAD | 2 | 15 |
| 8. | Worm Fodder | Wallbanger | 2 | 13 |
| 9. | Galloping Ghosts | Janisdoll | 2 | 9 |
| 10. | Category: First Names That, Mostly, End in Y | Number1User | 2 | 8 |
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Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021