Here are the standings for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool, which ran from January 1st, 2003 to December 31st, 2003. The participants in this game created 1091 lists featuring 771 potential stiffs, 51 of whom took the long dirt nap during this game.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Dr. Who - Only the Good Die YoungUSER00146849
2.ISOTUBUSER00816848
3.Embalmable BoyUSER01801846
4.1 000002844
5.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The RebelsFTG841
6.Necro Phil's Nouveau SickeUSER01371840
7.Dead as a can of Spam 3Oh No You Ditten747
8.Already Dead- Old and in the WayUSER01128746
9.Death's GhoulfriendUSER01623746
10.Dwyers Death Watch 3Jim746
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999