Here are the standings for The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool, which ran from January 1st, 2003 to December 31st, 2003. The participants in this game created 1091 lists featuring 771 potential stiffs, 51 of whom took the long dirt nap during this game.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Dr. Who - Only the Good Die YoungUSER00146849
2.ISOTUBUSER00816848
3.Embalmable BoyUSER01801846
4.1 000002844
5.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: The RebelsFTG841
6.Necro Phil's Nouveau SickeUSER01371840
7.Dead as a can of Spam 3Oh No You Ditten747
8.Already Dead- Old and in the WayUSER01128746
9.Death's GhoulfriendUSER01623746
10.Dwyers Death Watch 3Jim746
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Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998