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This list was submitted by USER00108 on Thursday, February 28th, 2002 at 9:15 PM PST for The March '02 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
9Lester MaddoxJune 25th, 200387
8Johnny OatesDecember 24th, 200458
7Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon March 30th, 200294
6Ted Williams July 5th, 2002?
5Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
4Harold PinterDecember 24th, 200878
3Bob HayesSeptember 18th, 200259
2Roone ArledgeDecember 5th, 200271
1Patsy RamseyJune 24th, 200649
23 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999