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This list was submitted by Ghoulash on Monday, December 31st, 2001 at 5:41 AM PST for The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Milton Berle March 27th, 200293
9John Gotti June 10th, 2002?
8Dudley Moore March 27th, 200266
7Le Duc AnhApril 22nd, 201998
6Fay WrayAugust 8th, 200496
5Ravi ShankarDecember 11th, 201292
4Byron NelsonSeptember 26th, 200694
3Al HirschfeldJanuary 20th, 200399
2Desmond TutuAlive87
1Eddie AlbertMay 26th, 200599
27 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999