6 Ft Under 2 — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by alb007 on Sunday, December 31st, 2023 at 2:24 PM PST for The 2024 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Eva Saint	Alive	?
9	Liza Minnelli	Alive	78
8	Pope Francis	Alive	87
7	Jamie Farr	Alive	89
6	Val Kilmer	Alive	64
5	Robert Duvall	Alive	93
4	Nancy Sinatra	Alive	?
3	Noam Chomsky	Alive	?
2	Celine Dion	Alive	56
1	Al Roker	Alive	?
0 points		0 hits

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?

Yeah, what?

Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?

What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.

No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002