90 Is The New Dead

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This list was submitted by Dr Drunk on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 11:50 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dick Van DykeAlive98
9Bob Barker August 26th, 202399
8Dr. Ruth WestheimerAlive?
7Imelda MarcosAlive?
6Henry Kissinger November 29th, 2023100
5Al Jaffee April 10th, 2023102
4Carol BurnettAlive91
3June LockhartAlive?
2Bob NewhartAlive94
1Mel BrooksAlive97
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013