This list was submitted by Joker on Saturday, December 31st, 2022 at 10:29 PM PST for The 2023 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Al Jaffee | April 10th, 2023 | 102 |
| 9 | Pat Robertson | June 8th, 2023 | 93 |
| 8 | Frank Oz | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Tippi Hedren | Alive | 94 |
| 6 | Sandra Day O’Connor | December 1st, 2023 | 93 |
| 5 | Willie Mays | Alive | ? |
| 4 | Jimmy Carter | Alive | 99 |
| 3 | Buzz Aldrin | Alive | 94 |
| 2 | Ed Ames | May 21st, 2023 | 95 |
| 1 | Robert Wagner | Alive | 94 |
| 27 points | 4 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003