This list was submitted by LaMuerte on Thursday, December 30th, 2021 at 5:58 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
9 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
8 | Gina Lollobrigida | January 16th, 2023 | 95 |
7 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 98 |
6 | Jimmy Carter | Alive | 99 |
5 | Mikhail Gorbachev | August 30th, 2022 | 91 |
4 | Imelda Marcos | Alive | ? |
3 | Joe Biden | Alive | ? |
2 | Tippi Hedren | Alive | 94 |
1 | Teri Garr | Alive | ? |
5 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003