This list was submitted by spol85 on Sunday, December 19th, 2021 at 6:11 PM PST for The 2022 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Hulk Hogan | Alive | ? |
9 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
8 | Jimmy Carter | Alive | 99 |
7 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
6 | Tina Turner | May 24th, 2023 | 83 |
5 | Dick Van Dyke | Alive | 98 |
4 | Angela Lansbury | October 11th, 2022 | 96 |
3 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 93 |
2 | Harvey Weinstein | Alive | ? |
1 | Britney Spears | Alive | 42 |
11 points | 2 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021