Aw Shit - 2020

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This list was submitted by Max Farland on Tuesday, December 31st, 2019 at 4:27 PM PST for The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk Douglas February 5th, 2020103
9Clint EastwoodAlive93
8George ClintonAlive?
7Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
6Pending Fame Committee Review 
5Ruth Bader Ginsburg September 18th, 202087
4Pending Fame Committee Review 
3Jimmy CarterAlive99
2Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
1Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
15 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998