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This list was submitted by BURTMUSTINEER13 on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 8:55 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John McCain August 25th, 201881
9Regis PhilbinAlive?
8Kirk DouglasAlive101
7Henry KissingerAlive95
6Roberta McCainAlive106
5Vera LynnAlive101
4Prince PhilipAlive97
3Carl ReinerAlive96
2Angela LansburyAlive93
1Pope Benedict XVIAlive91
10 points 1 hit 


Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999