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This list was submitted by USER02215 on Sunday, December 31st, 2017 at 1:52 PM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Roberta McCainAlive106
9Herman WoukAlive103
8Olivia de HavillandAlive102
7Kirk DouglasAlive101
6Beverly ClearyAlive102
5Vera LynnAlive101
4Billy Graham February 21st, 201899
3Sidney PoitierAlive91
2Prince PhilipAlive97
1Doris Day Alive96
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999