This list was submitted by SAW THE LIGHT on Saturday, December 30th, 2017 at 7:25 AM PST for The 2018 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
There once was a wrestler named Blassie
Who was big and blond, sweaty and sassy
Screaming week after week
About pencil-necked geeks
Naturally, he became known as "Classy."
(d) June 2nd, 2003