Furl up and die — Stiffs.com

This list was submitted by Delayloop on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 4:29 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points	Celebrity	Date of Death	Age
10	Burt Reynolds	September 6th, 2018	82
9	Carol Channing	January 15th, 2019	97
8	Bob Uecker	Alive	89
7	Kim Novak	Alive	90
6	Artie Lange	Alive	56
5	Boris Spassky	Alive	87
4	David Crosby	January 19th, 2023	81
3	Fats Domino	October 24th, 2017	89
2	Henry Kissinger	November 29th, 2023	100
1	Edward Furlong	Alive	?
3 points		1 hit

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This guy was the greatest. Unlike any other televangelist, he came across as a psycho college professor, unkempt and ranting, possibly on drugs. Sometimes he played sax. Once, when he was upset about the paucity of donations, we watched him smoke an entire cigar, without saying a word, for twenty minutes. This was late-night UHF programming at its most riveting, folks, and Dr. Gene will be missed.

(d) February 21st, 2005