|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Irwin Corey||February 6th, 2017||102|
|9||Nancy Reagan||March 6th, 2016||94|
|8||Charles Van Doren||Alive||92|
|7||Olivia de Havilland||Alive||102|
|6||Abe Vigoda||January 26th, 2016||94|
|4||Don Rickles||April 6th, 2017||90|
|3||Joe Garagiola||March 23rd, 2016||90|
|2||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|1||Nanette Fabray||February 22nd, 2018||97|
|20 points||4 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003