This list was submitted by USER01531 on Monday, January 31st, 2011 at 2:26 PM PST for The February 2011 Lee Jr..
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Christopher Hitchens||December 15th, 2011||62|
|9||Zsa Zsa Gabor||December 18th, 2016||99|
|8||Aretha Franklin||August 16th, 2018||76|
|7||Billy Graham||February 21st, 2018||99|
|6||Harmon Killebrew||May 17th, 2011||74|
|4||Ferlin Husky||March 17th, 2011||85|
|3||Eydie Gorme||August 10th, 2013||84|
|2||Mark Hatfield||August 7th, 2011||89|
|10 points||2 hits|
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003