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This list was submitted by USER01531 on Monday, January 31st, 2011 at 2:26 PM PST for The February 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Harmon Killebrew May 17th, 201174
5Penny MarshallAlive75
4Ferlin Husky March 17th, 201185
3Eydie GormeAugust 10th, 201384
2Mark HatfieldAugust 7th, 201189
1Ayatollah KhameneiAlive79
10 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003