Human Rust

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This list was submitted by Great Caesar"s Ghost! on Monday, December 28th, 2009 at 11:08 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Frankie AvalonAlive83
9Linda LavinAlive?
8Bo GritzAlive?
7Ronnie WoodAlive?
6Nick NolteAlive83
5William DevaneAlive?
4Robert Downey, Jr.Alive?
3Graig NettlesAlive?
2Tiger WoodsAlive48
1Paul WolfowitzAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013