Name
Samuel A Alito
Birthday
April 1, 1950
Age
68
Alive
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Confirmed
Monday, January 14th, 2013
Tags
scotus, supremecourt
Samuel A Alito
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Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005