Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a cancer on my prostate. Once the prostate goes above 50mph, the cancer is armed. If it drops below 50, your ex-wife takes all your money. What do you do? What do you do?

Name
Dennis Hopper
Birthday
May 17, 1936
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74
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Saturday, May 29th, 2010
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Dear Mr. Kotter,

Please excuse Epstein from school. He's dead.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother

(d) January 26th, 2012