|1.||Beast of 20,000 Fathoms||lucky punk||4||26|
|2.||I Really Dig These Guys||Dick Rotten||4||18|
|3.||Campbell's Creamed Noodle||The Pancreatic Answer||2||19|
|5.||Opie's Murder by Slingshot-Winkin's Mom||KudsKroakers||2||11|
|6.||MBalmed - Told You I Was Sick||MBalmed||2||7|
|7.||Kohl's Year End Clearance||The Pancreatic Answer||1||6|
He was the manager-husband of Carol Channing, who recently sued him for divorce. She claimed, among other things, that they had had sex a total of twice in 40 years. We've been wondering what made him do it the second time.
(d) September 2nd, 1999